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Chinese Sick leave.....
Hung Chow calls his work and says,
'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick .
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and
tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I
go to work. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say
and I feel great. I be at wok soon........You got nice house'.